lokirulz:

betterbemeta:

bogleech:

I see some HEATED debates over the risks of “toying” with ouija boards in Halloween/horror groups I follow and I just want to say a ouija board is literally a toy for kids and if polterghosties existed I’d still seriously doubt that a piece of wood invented by Milton Bradley is a real magical conduit to their dimension

hasbro owns the trademarks and copyrights associated with the ouijia board so all you’re likely to contact is twilight sparkle or megatron

clownsuggest:

if u OOZE suspicious FLUIDS you are VALID!!!! if u are dangerous to TOUCH and TO LOOK AT you are VALID!!!! if photos of you come out GRAINY and BAD due to the MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF RADIATION EMITTING FROM YOUR BODY AT ALL TIMES well thats just FINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

chaoticgood:

anime character: i was born a boy but i want to be called a girl! i view myself as both cute and a girl so please, refer to me as such!

cis anime fans:

butchradha:

the-macra:

Veggietale who sinned enough to go to hell

pickle rick

amongthespaghetti:

slab-o-meat:

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

biggaybunny:

Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level

Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?

designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.

manager: Cool! So what’s it called?

designer: The boss.

manager:

manager: why’s it called that

cockhaver:

mockwa:

Кукуруз

Country girls……..

killuwa:

no i dont take constructive criticism

sabrinawinslow:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

alignment chart

she does not FUCK

deathtripz:

family guy funny moment

knowyournewmeme:

You either die while riding a horse, or live long enough to get off the horse

ilovemusicalyy:

dirtydannybrownconfessions:

gonjafreecs:

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.